{"product_id":"kiss-of-loki","title":"Kiss of Loki Goat Milk Soap","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMistletoe was the only thing in all the nine realms that did not swear to protect Baldr.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFrigg went to everything. Every plant, every animal, every stone, every metal, every disease, every poison — she extracted the oath from all of it. Nothing would harm her son. The world agreed unanimously. Baldr became invincible and the gods made a game of throwing things at him because nothing could touch him and it was genuinely funny until it wasn't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eLoki noticed the mistletoe. Small. Overlooked. Too young, Frigg had thought, to bother with. Too insignificant to matter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eLoki has always known what everyone else decided did not matter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe rest is the darkest story in the Norse tradition — the blind god, the guided throw, Baldr falling, Hel refusing to release him, the world changed permanently by something that fit in the palm of a hand and was passed over because it seemed harmless. That is Loki's particular genius. He does not come at you with the obvious weapon. He comes at you with the thing nobody thought to protect against.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eKiss of Loki\u003c\/em\u003e does not apologize for any of this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eMistletoe arrives clean and green and quietly complex — herbal and slightly sweet, with a depth underneath the freshness that rewards attention. Not the greeting card version. The actual plant, which has been sacred and dangerous and medicinally significant across traditions for longer than most people realize. The goat milk carries it the way Loki carries everything — smoothly, with apparent innocence, doing more work beneath the surface than the surface suggests.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt is a beautiful bar. That is exactly the point. That has always been exactly the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eWatch what you underestimate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCold processed in small batches using Midgard Artistry's proven goat milk formula with mistletoe fragrance.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eNatural goat milk content may produce subtle color variation between batches. Allow bar to dry between uses to extend life. Midgard Artistry assumes no responsibility for consequences of gifting this bar to someone named Baldr.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent Profile:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fresh mistletoe · Clean herbal green · Subtle sweet undertone · Cool winter air · Deceptively simple · Considerably more complex than it first appears\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSkin Benefits:\u003c\/strong\u003e Goat milk deeply nourishes and moisturizes · Rich creamy lather conditions while it cleans · Gentle enough for all skin types · Leaves skin soft and suspiciously well cared for\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSkin Feel:\u003c\/strong\u003e Clean, fresh lather · Deeply moisturizing · Leaves skin smooth and carrying something that seemed harmless and turned out to be the whole point\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe most significant thing in the room is sometimes the smallest thing in the room. Loki has always known this. Now your soap does too.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Midgard Elemental Artistry","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51338440212800,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/midgardartistry.com\/products\/kiss-of-loki","provider":"Midgard Elemental Artistry","version":"1.0","type":"link"}