{"product_id":"slate-coasters","title":"Slate Coasters — Laser Engraved Set of 4","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYour table deserves better than a paper towel.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eSlate has been pulled from the earth and used for permanent things since before permanence had a marketing department. It does not warp. It does not absorb. It does not pretend to be something it isn't because it has never needed to. What you put on slate stays exactly where you put it — including the engraving, which is not printed, not stickered, not applied with anything that will fade or peel or make you regret the purchase six months from now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eLaser engraved. Permanently. Into actual slate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eEach set of four pulls from Midgard Artistry's full design library — Helm of Awe commanding protection from the corner of your coffee table, Vegvísir holding direction from underneath your morning cup, the Valknut marking the space where you set your evening drink, Ratatoskr running his particular chaos across the fourth one because someone at the table always needs to represent that energy. Depictions of the gods. Witty sayings that are funnier the longer you look at them. Designs that belong in a home where the mythology is lived rather than borrowed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFour coasters. Four designs. One table that finally looks like it belongs to someone with actual taste and a genuine tradition behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eYour drinks deserve a proper landing place. So does your aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLaser engraved natural slate. Set of 4. Designs vary per set — selected from Midgard Artistry's full design library.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eNatural slate may vary slightly in color and texture between pieces — this is the earth being honest about what it is. Wipe clean with damp cloth. Do not submerge. Designs are permanent and will not fade, peel, or require your patience.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable Designs Include:\u003c\/strong\u003e Helm of Awe · Vegvísir · Valknut · Ratatoskr · Depictions of the gods · Witty sayings · And whatever else came off the laser that week\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSet of 4:\u003c\/strong\u003e Mixed designs · No two sets guaranteed identical · Custom design sets available upon request\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePermanent engravings. Natural slate. A set of four coasters that will outlast every drink you set on them and most of the furniture underneath them.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Midgard Elemental Artistry","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51338665591104,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/midgardartistry.com\/products\/slate-coasters","provider":"Midgard Elemental Artistry","version":"1.0","type":"link"}