Laser engraved no trespassing sign

We tried the polite version. It didn't work.

Standard signage assumes the reader has enough self-preservation instinct to respond to mild social pressure. Posted. No Trespassing. Keep Out. Reasonable language for reasonable people who read signs and make reasonable decisions accordingly.

This sign is for everyone else.

The old gods are not a metaphor here. They are not decorative. They are not the punchline. Odin has accepted stranger offerings than whatever wandered past your property line uninvited, and he has never once been asked to return one. The details of what constitutes a proper sacrifice to the Æsir are, frankly, flexible — the important thing is the intention, and the intention on this property is very clear.

You were warned. It says so right there. Permanently. In wood.

Laser engraved by Midgard Artistry. Solid wood. Permanent engraving. Available in multiple sizes.

Midgard Artistry assumes no legal responsibility for actual sacrifices resulting from this sign. The old gods operate outside our jurisdiction. Post at property entrance, gate, or anywhere the message needs to be unambiguous.

Makes an exceptional gift for: The Norse pagan with property boundaries · Anyone who has dealt with the same neighbor twice · The person whose last sign was ignored · Hunters · Homesteaders · People who are not joking even a little bit

Legal disclaimer: This is a decorative sign. Probably.