Unicorn Poop Goat Milk Soap

Named by Charlotte, Chief Candle & Jewelry Artisan of Midgard Artistry

We make a lot of serious soap. Soaps named after Norse gods and world-ending wolves and the three women who weave fate itself. Soaps with activated charcoal and essential oils and names you have to look up if you didn't grow up in the tradition. Soaps that come with mythology and gravitas and descriptions that use words like resinous.

And then Charlotte named one Unicorn Poop and honestly she's not wrong.

Unicorn Poop is exactly what it looks like: a bright, fruity goat milk soap packed with confetti shavings from every other bar Midgard Artistry makes. Every color. Every scent. Every batch leaving something behind that ends up here, in a combination that is different every single time, because that is simply the nature of unicorns and their leavings. The goat milk base keeps it gentle underneath all the chaos, because even Unicorn Poop deserves a solid foundation.

It smells like a fruit stand crashed into a soap market and everyone agreed it was actually an improvement. No two bars are identical. None of them are supposed to be. Charlotte called it. Charlotte was right.

A Note on Sourcing: In the interest of full transparency, we did attempt to source actual unicorn poop for this bar. This effort involved three weeks of fieldwork, a considerable amount of glitter, one very confused horse, a formal complaint from a neighboring farm, and a frank conversation with Sawyer about what constitutes legitimate raw material acquisition. We have since discontinued that sourcing program. The confetti shavings work fine.

Want the full tale? Read how we track down the unicorns, game wardens and all.

Cold processed in small batches using Midgard Artistry's proven goat milk formula with fruity fragrance and hand-cut confetti shavings from our full soap collection.

Every bar is genuinely unique: confetti, color, and scent layering vary from bar to bar depending on current production. This is a feature, not a flaw. Charlotte's quality control standards are her own and non-negotiable.

Scent Profile: Bright fruity base · Layered whispers of every other bar in the Midgard lineup · Sweet · Chaotic · Correct

Skin Feel: Fun, colorful lather · Moisturizing goat milk base · Gentle enough for all skin types, kids included · Leaves skin soft and your bathroom looking like a celebration happened

Pairs With: Disir's Dream Goat Milk Soap · The Nine Realms Sampler · Loki's Gambit